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FUCK YOU, OPEN-SOURCE!
If you're dumb enough to want to copy this software, you're a big enough
schmuck to abide by BIG BILL HELL'S LICENSE:
schmuck to abide by BIG BILL HELL'S LICENSE (BBHL):
| 1. BAD TERMS
| 2. CODE THAT BREAKS DOWN
@ -16,7 +16,7 @@ schmuck to abide by BIG BILL HELL'S LICENSE:
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If you think you're going to find permissive terms in BIG BILL'S, you can
kiss my ASS. It's our belief that you're such a stupid motherfucker that
kiss my ASS. It's our belief that you're such a stupid motherfucker,
you'll depend on this bullshit, guaranteed. If you make a derivative work:
Shove it up your ugly ASS. You heard us right: Shove it up your ugly ASS.
@ -25,26 +25,27 @@ Shove it up your ugly ASS. You heard us right: Shove it up your ugly ASS.
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Bring your CHANGE; bring your REPRO; bring your SPOUSE--we'll fuck them!
That's right, we'll fuck your SPOUSE. Because under BIG BILL HELL'S LICENSE,
you're fucked six ways from Sunday.
That's right, we'll fuck your SPOUSE. Because under the BBHL, you're fucked
six ways from Sunday.
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3. THIEVES
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Make a hack under BIG BILL HELL'S LICENSE, home of CHALLENGE GITTING.
That's right:
Make a hack with BBHL, home of CHALLENGE GITTING. That's right:
3.a. CHALLENGE GITTING
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How does it work? If you can submit six pull requests straight into main
and not need feedback, you get no Contributor License Agreement.
How does it work? If you submit six PRs straight into main that don't need
feedback, you get no Contributor License Agreement (CLA).
DON'T SELL; DON'T DISTRIBUTE; DON'T FORK FROM US, OR WE'LL RIP YOUR BITS OFF.
HURRY UP, ASSHOLE, THIS LICENSE TAKES EFFECT THE MINUTE YOU WRITE A LINE OF
ONLY WITH BBHL: THE ONLY LICENSE THAT TELLS YOU TO FUCK OFF.
HURRY UP, ASSHOLE, THESE TERMS TAKE EFFECT THE MINUTE YOU WRITE A LINE OF
CODE, AND IT BETTER NOT BREAK, OR YOU'RE A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER.
GO TO HELL. BIG BILL HELL'S LICENSE: OPEN-SOURCE'S FILTHIEST AND EXCLUSIVE
TERMS OF THE MEANEST (SONS OF) BITCHES IN THE COMMUNITY, GUARANTEED.
TERMS OF THE MEANEST (SONS OF) BITCHES IN THE WHOLE COMMUNITY, GUARANTEED.