diff --git a/BBHL-demo.mp3 b/BBHL-demo.mp3 new file mode 100644 index 0000000..6758a05 Binary files /dev/null and b/BBHL-demo.mp3 differ diff --git a/BBHL.txt b/BBHL.txt index 753b31e..43fe75c 100644 --- a/BBHL.txt +++ b/BBHL.txt @@ -5,7 +5,7 @@ FUCK YOU, OPEN-SOURCE! If you're dumb enough to want to copy this software, you're a big enough -schmuck to abide by BIG BILL HELL'S LICENSE: +schmuck to abide by BIG BILL HELL'S LICENSE (BBHL): | 1. BAD TERMS | 2. CODE THAT BREAKS DOWN @@ -16,7 +16,7 @@ schmuck to abide by BIG BILL HELL'S LICENSE: -------------- If you think you're going to find permissive terms in BIG BILL'S, you can -kiss my ASS. It's our belief that you're such a stupid motherfucker that +kiss my ASS. It's our belief that you're such a stupid motherfucker, you'll depend on this bullshit, guaranteed. If you make a derivative work: Shove it up your ugly ASS. You heard us right: Shove it up your ugly ASS. @@ -25,26 +25,27 @@ Shove it up your ugly ASS. You heard us right: Shove it up your ugly ASS. -------------------------- Bring your CHANGE; bring your REPRO; bring your SPOUSE--we'll fuck them! -That's right, we'll fuck your SPOUSE. Because under BIG BILL HELL'S LICENSE, -you're fucked six ways from Sunday. +That's right, we'll fuck your SPOUSE. Because under the BBHL, you're fucked +six ways from Sunday. ------------ 3. THIEVES ------------ -Make a hack under BIG BILL HELL'S LICENSE, home of CHALLENGE GITTING. -That's right: +Make a hack with BBHL, home of CHALLENGE GITTING. That's right: 3.a. CHALLENGE GITTING ---------------------- - How does it work? If you can submit six pull requests straight into main - and not need feedback, you get no Contributor License Agreement. + How does it work? If you submit six PRs straight into main that don't need + feedback, you get no Contributor License Agreement (CLA). DON'T SELL; DON'T DISTRIBUTE; DON'T FORK FROM US, OR WE'LL RIP YOUR BITS OFF. -HURRY UP, ASSHOLE, THIS LICENSE TAKES EFFECT THE MINUTE YOU WRITE A LINE OF +ONLY WITH BBHL: THE ONLY LICENSE THAT TELLS YOU TO FUCK OFF. + +HURRY UP, ASSHOLE, THESE TERMS TAKE EFFECT THE MINUTE YOU WRITE A LINE OF CODE, AND IT BETTER NOT BREAK, OR YOU'RE A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER. GO TO HELL. BIG BILL HELL'S LICENSE: OPEN-SOURCE'S FILTHIEST AND EXCLUSIVE -TERMS OF THE MEANEST (SONS OF) BITCHES IN THE COMMUNITY, GUARANTEED. +TERMS OF THE MEANEST (SONS OF) BITCHES IN THE WHOLE COMMUNITY, GUARANTEED.