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-# read me
+# [pet me pet me pet me plz plz pet me](https://pleasepraise.me/misty)
 
 this is a fuzzy clock that gives time in unequal seasonal named hours. please read the stuff in the file itself, between the bunnies, before using the software. its important important important.