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+===========================
+
+  BIG BILL HELL'S LICENSE
+
+===========================
+
+FUCK YOU, LICENSEES!
+
+If you're dumb enough to copy this software, you're a big enough schmuck to
+abide by the terms of BIG BILL HELL'S LICENSE:
+
+| 1. BAD TERMS
+| 2. CODE THAT BREAKS DOWN
+| 3. THIEVES
+
+--------------
+ 1. BAD TERMS
+--------------
+
+If you think you're going to find a permissive license at BIG BILL'S, you can
+kiss my ASS.  It's our belief that you're such a stupid motherfucker that
+you'll modify this bullshit, guaranteed.  If you make a derivative work:
+Shove it up your ugly ASS.  You heard us right: Shove it up your ugly ASS. 
+
+
+--------------------------
+ 2. CODE THAT BREAKS DOWN
+--------------------------
+
+Bring your CHANGE; bring your REPRO, bring your SPOUSE--we'll fuck them!
+That's right, we'll fuck your SPOUSE!  Because under the terms of BBHL, you're
+fucked six ways from Sunday!
+
+------------
+ 3. THIEVES
+------------
+
+Make a hack under BIG BILL HELL'S, home of CHALLENGE GITTING. That's right:
+
+ 3.a. CHALLENGE GITTING
+ ----------------------
+
+How does it work?  If you can submit six pull requests straight into main
+and not need feedback, you get no Contribitor License Agreement.
+
+
+DON'T WAIT; DON'T DELAY; DON'T FUCK WITH US, OR WE'LL RIP YOUR NUTS OFF.
+HURRY UP, ASSHOLE, THIS LICENSE TAKES EFFECT THE MINUTE YOU WRITE A LINE OF CODE
+AND IT BETTER NOT BE PROPRIETARY OR YOU'RE A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER.  GO TO HELL.
+
+BIG BILL HELL'S LICENSE: OPEN-SOURCE'S FILTHIEST AND EXCLUSIVE HOME OF THE
+MEANEST (SONS OF) BITCHES IN THE COMMUNITY, GUARANTEED.