diff --git a/BBHL.txt b/BBHL.txt
index f3de2c4..753b31e 100644
--- a/BBHL.txt
+++ b/BBHL.txt
@@ -2,10 +2,10 @@
                           BIG BILL HELL'S LICENSE
                         ===========================
 
-                            FUCK YOU, LICENSEES!
+                           FUCK YOU, OPEN-SOURCE!
 
-If you're dumb enough to copy this software, you're a big enough schmuck to
-abide by the terms of BIG BILL HELL'S LICENSE:
+If you're dumb enough to want to copy this software, you're a big enough
+schmuck to abide by BIG BILL HELL'S LICENSE:
 
 | 1. BAD TERMS
 | 2. CODE THAT BREAKS DOWN
@@ -41,10 +41,10 @@ That's right:
  and not need feedback, you get no Contributor License Agreement.
 
 
-DON'T SELL; DON'T DISTRIBUTE; DON'T FORK FROM US, OR WE'LL RIP YOUR NUTS OFF.
+DON'T SELL; DON'T DISTRIBUTE; DON'T FORK FROM US, OR WE'LL RIP YOUR BITS OFF.
 
 HURRY UP, ASSHOLE, THIS LICENSE TAKES EFFECT THE MINUTE YOU WRITE A LINE OF
 CODE, AND IT BETTER NOT BREAK, OR YOU'RE A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER.
 
 GO TO HELL.  BIG BILL HELL'S LICENSE: OPEN-SOURCE'S FILTHIEST AND EXCLUSIVE
-HOME OF THE MEANEST (SONS OF) BITCHES IN THE COMMUNITY, GUARANTEED.
+TERMS OF THE MEANEST (SONS OF) BITCHES IN THE COMMUNITY, GUARANTEED.