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===========================
BIG BILL HELL'S LICENSE
===========================
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FUCK YOU, OPEN-SOURCE!
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If you're dumb enough to want to copy this software, you're a big enough
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schmuck to abide by BIG BILL HELL'S LICENSE (BBHL):
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| 1. BAD TERMS
| 2. CODE THAT BREAKS DOWN
| 3. THIEVES
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1. BAD TERMS
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If you think you're going to find permissive terms in BIG BILL'S, you can
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kiss my ASS. It's our belief that you're such a stupid motherfucker,
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you'll depend on this bullshit, guaranteed. If you make a derivative work:
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Shove it up your ugly ASS. You heard us right: Shove it up your ugly ASS.
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2. CODE THAT BREAKS DOWN
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Bring your CHANGE; bring your REPRO; bring your SPOUSE--we'll fuck them!
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That's right, we'll fuck your SPOUSE. Because under the BBHL, you're fucked
six ways from Sunday.
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3. THIEVES
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Make a hack with BBHL, home of CHALLENGE GITTING. That's right:
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3.a. CHALLENGE GITTING
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How does it work? If you submit six PRs straight into main that don't need
feedback, you get no Contributor License Agreement (CLA).
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DON'T SELL; DON'T DISTRIBUTE; DON'T FORK FROM US, OR WE'LL RIP YOUR BITS OFF.
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ONLY WITH BBHL: THE ONLY LICENSE THAT TELLS YOU TO FUCK OFF.
HURRY UP, ASSHOLE, THESE TERMS TAKE EFFECT THE MINUTE YOU WRITE A LINE OF
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CODE, AND IT BETTER NOT BREAK, OR YOU'RE A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER.
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GO TO HELL. BIG BILL HELL'S LICENSE: OPEN-SOURCE'S FILTHIEST AND EXCLUSIVE
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TERMS OF THE MEANEST (SONS OF) BITCHES IN THE WHOLE COMMUNITY, GUARANTEED.